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Ford dealership - Mechanics question (Tulsa Location)
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<blockquote data-quote="338Shooter" data-source="post: 1916159" data-attributes="member: 3449"><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks3oItDhr_E&t=5m" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks3oItDhr_E&t=5m</a></p><p></p><p>GEORGE: Yes, I’d like to report a problem with one of your mechanics.</p><p></p><p>WILLIE: When did you bring the car in?</p><p></p><p>GEORGE: (To the man behind him in line) Yeah, right&#8230; I’m gonna get my car repaired at a dealership. Huh! Why don’t I just flush my money down the toilet?</p><p></p><p>WILLIE: Sir, what, exactly, is the problem?</p><p></p><p>GEORGE: One of your guys - Kip, or Ned, short name - stole my Twix candy bar!</p><p></p><p>WILLIE: Are you saying he grabbed your candy bar away from you?</p><p></p><p>GEORGE: He might as well have! I caught him, and his face was covered in chocolate and cookie crumbs.</p><p></p><p>WILLIE: I thought you said it was a Twix.</p><p></p><p>GEORGE: Oh, it was. But he claimed it was a 5th Avenue bar.</p><p></p><p>WILLIE: Maybe it was.</p><p></p><p>GEORGE: Oh, no, no. Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch.</p><p></p><p>WILLIE: What about the Hundred-Thousand-Dollar bar?</p><p></p><p>GEORGE: No. Rice and caramel.</p><p></p><p>WILLIE: Nougat?</p><p></p><p>GEORGE: No.</p><p></p><p>WILLIE: Positive?</p><p></p><p>GEORGE: Please.</p><p></p><p>(A woman appears from behind the window)</p><p></p><p>WOMAN: You know they changed the name from Hundred-Thousand-Dollar bar to Hundred-Grand?</p><p></p><p>GEORGE: All I want is my seventy-five cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired!</p><p></p><p>(An old man sitting in a nearby chair speaks up. He’s Willie’s father)</p><p></p><p>WILLIE SR: I remember when you used to be able to get a Hershey for a nickel.</p><p></p><p>(The man behind George speaks up)</p><p></p><p>MAN: What’s the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?</p><p></p><p>GEORGE: They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial!</p><p></p><p>WILLIE SR: Not Skittles.</p><p></p><p>WILLIE: Dad, I told you you could sit here only if you don’t talk.</p><p></p><p>WOMAN: (Sitting behind George) You make your father sit here all day?</p><p></p><p>WILLIE: He likes it!</p><p></p><p>GEORGE: All right, do you mind? I have the window! (To Willie) Now, what are you gonna do about my Twix?</p><p></p><p>MAN: (In line behind George) Twix has too much coconut.</p><p></p><p>GEORGE: No! There’s no coconut!</p><p></p><p>WOMAN: (Behind service window) I’m allergic to coconut.</p><p></p><p>WILLIE: I’m not.</p><p></p><p>WILLIE SR: &#8230;A nickel!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="338Shooter, post: 1916159, member: 3449"] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks3oItDhr_E&t=5m[/url] GEORGE: Yes, I’d like to report a problem with one of your mechanics. WILLIE: When did you bring the car in? GEORGE: (To the man behind him in line) Yeah, right… I’m gonna get my car repaired at a dealership. Huh! Why don’t I just flush my money down the toilet? WILLIE: Sir, what, exactly, is the problem? GEORGE: One of your guys - Kip, or Ned, short name - stole my Twix candy bar! WILLIE: Are you saying he grabbed your candy bar away from you? GEORGE: He might as well have! I caught him, and his face was covered in chocolate and cookie crumbs. WILLIE: I thought you said it was a Twix. GEORGE: Oh, it was. But he claimed it was a 5th Avenue bar. WILLIE: Maybe it was. GEORGE: Oh, no, no. Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch. WILLIE: What about the Hundred-Thousand-Dollar bar? GEORGE: No. Rice and caramel. WILLIE: Nougat? GEORGE: No. WILLIE: Positive? GEORGE: Please. (A woman appears from behind the window) WOMAN: You know they changed the name from Hundred-Thousand-Dollar bar to Hundred-Grand? GEORGE: All I want is my seventy-five cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired! (An old man sitting in a nearby chair speaks up. He’s Willie’s father) WILLIE SR: I remember when you used to be able to get a Hershey for a nickel. (The man behind George speaks up) MAN: What’s the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial? GEORGE: They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial! WILLIE SR: Not Skittles. WILLIE: Dad, I told you you could sit here only if you don’t talk. WOMAN: (Sitting behind George) You make your father sit here all day? WILLIE: He likes it! GEORGE: All right, do you mind? I have the window! (To Willie) Now, what are you gonna do about my Twix? MAN: (In line behind George) Twix has too much coconut. GEORGE: No! There’s no coconut! WOMAN: (Behind service window) I’m allergic to coconut. WILLIE: I’m not. WILLIE SR: …A nickel! [/QUOTE]
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