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<blockquote data-quote="Personofinterest" data-source="post: 2914831" data-attributes="member: 41027"><p>On the first day at the new seniors’ complex in Henderson, NV, the manager addressed all the new seniors (about 115 of them between the ages of 65and 85) pointing out some of the rules:</p><p></p><p>"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males; and the male dormitory is off limits to the females.</p><p></p><p>Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."</p><p></p><p>He continued, " Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.</p><p></p><p>Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $80.</p><p></p><p>Are there any questions?"</p><p></p><p>At this point, a retired Navy Chief stood up in the crowd and inquired:</p><p></p><p>"How much for a season pass???"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Personofinterest, post: 2914831, member: 41027"] On the first day at the new seniors’ complex in Henderson, NV, the manager addressed all the new seniors (about 115 of them between the ages of 65and 85) pointing out some of the rules: "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males; and the male dormitory is off limits to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, " Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $80. Are there any questions?" At this point, a retired Navy Chief stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass???" [/QUOTE]
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