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<blockquote data-quote="ignerntbend" data-source="post: 1498834" data-attributes="member: 6981"><p>I caint resist one last comment which I consider neither meaningless nor extra-topical in the context of this thread and, yes, it does come down to eatedness. Saw a guy a few months ago to make my final arrangements so the family wouldn't have to worry about it. He offered me a zinc-lined casket that would protect my molderin dead ass for thirty thousand years.</p><p>Thirty thousand years, well what happens then? The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinocle on your snout (you get eated).</p><p>What if I get eated in twenty-eight thousand years, will the warrranty still be in effect? These thoughts horrify me. Eated and eated again.</p><p>I was only there to talk about cremation, and he showed me a variety of urns that were indisputably tasteful. There are laws in Oklahoma that prevent your family from carrying your ashes out in a paper bag.</p><p>Maybe you want to invest in zinc to prevent the worm farm onset, but I really don't.</p><p>On Thanksgiving the family wanted to know how I wanted the ashes distributed.</p><p>Put them out with the trash. I'll be too dead to give a damn.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ignerntbend, post: 1498834, member: 6981"] I caint resist one last comment which I consider neither meaningless nor extra-topical in the context of this thread and, yes, it does come down to eatedness. Saw a guy a few months ago to make my final arrangements so the family wouldn't have to worry about it. He offered me a zinc-lined casket that would protect my molderin dead ass for thirty thousand years. Thirty thousand years, well what happens then? The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinocle on your snout (you get eated). What if I get eated in twenty-eight thousand years, will the warrranty still be in effect? These thoughts horrify me. Eated and eated again. I was only there to talk about cremation, and he showed me a variety of urns that were indisputably tasteful. There are laws in Oklahoma that prevent your family from carrying your ashes out in a paper bag. Maybe you want to invest in zinc to prevent the worm farm onset, but I really don't. On Thanksgiving the family wanted to know how I wanted the ashes distributed. Put them out with the trash. I'll be too dead to give a damn. [/QUOTE]
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