Got this from a friend ...thought I would share ...

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Dr. Barry Greyson

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"A well written police report"


I do like this one...


Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer,
later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his
jacket... When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.
Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for Tots" program. Smith said the
Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury
did not appear to be severe.

After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment.

The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg,
several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a
broken jaw...injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.

Now THAT was a well written Police report. :):):)
 

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To quote Captain Nixon in Band of Brothers, "Its not literature Dick. Use a lot of I's and We's."

I've seen that one before. Would love to hear if it was real or not. Doubt it is.
 

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