How hot is it...

[Personofinterest]

...hotter than a hookers door knob on nickel night.

 

[steelfingers]

It could be hotter.

 

[kwaynem]

Hotter than a goats ass in a pepper patch

 

[adamsredlines]

 

[adamsredlines]

 

[CGS1]

• The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
• You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
• Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

 

[okmedic]

Hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

 

[MacFromOK]

Can't believe no one posted this yet...

"Hotter than a two-dollar pistol."

 

[nich018]

Hotter than two hamsters f___ing in a wool sock.
It’s so hot I saw a squirrel putting suntan oil on his nuts.

 

[steelfingers]

You know it feels hot......kinda