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<blockquote data-quote="RidgeHunter" data-source="post: 1682759" data-attributes="member: 4319"><p>Stack some cinder blocks under that bench whenever he comes over, otherwise you run the risk of having to pick splinters outta Poppa's backside.</p><p></p><p>There could be some inherent weakness in that seemingly sturdy bench just waiting for him to plop his big ass down to reveal itself. It's gonna eat at your soul until it happens. Eventually you'll being praying for that bench to break just to get it over with. One day you'll finally snap and scream JUST BREAK IT ALREADY GOTDAMNIT! and everyone is going to look at you with looks of confusion and shock. I mean you'll be able to hear a pin drop. You'll take a walk outside to clear your head, and well, because you had to get the hell outta <em>there</em>, man. Probably meet a guy on the street and strike up a conversation. He's a heroin dealer. "No" you think to yourself, but that's not what comes out when he makes his pitch. A year later and you're strung out as all hell and telling the whole story to some dude outside a liquor store while wearing a doormat that says "Welcome to 7-11" as a poncho.</p><p></p><p>Yep.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="RidgeHunter, post: 1682759, member: 4319"] Stack some cinder blocks under that bench whenever he comes over, otherwise you run the risk of having to pick splinters outta Poppa's backside. There could be some inherent weakness in that seemingly sturdy bench just waiting for him to plop his big ass down to reveal itself. It's gonna eat at your soul until it happens. Eventually you'll being praying for that bench to break just to get it over with. One day you'll finally snap and scream JUST BREAK IT ALREADY GOTDAMNIT! and everyone is going to look at you with looks of confusion and shock. I mean you'll be able to hear a pin drop. You'll take a walk outside to clear your head, and well, because you had to get the hell outta [I]there[/I], man. Probably meet a guy on the street and strike up a conversation. He's a heroin dealer. "No" you think to yourself, but that's not what comes out when he makes his pitch. A year later and you're strung out as all hell and telling the whole story to some dude outside a liquor store while wearing a doormat that says "Welcome to 7-11" as a poncho. Yep. [/QUOTE]
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