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<blockquote data-quote="Jason Freeland" data-source="post: 3746549" data-attributes="member: 45827"><p>When going through the gas chamber at Ft Knox, they wanted us to say "my eyes are open and my arms are flapping" as we came out. This was to signify that we were trying to get the CS gas out of our eyes and off our clothes, but I really think it was just more torture. Anyway the guy in front of me yelled "my eyes are flapping and my arms are open Drill Sergeant!" as he came out and I had to try and laugh and cough my way through my chant of it.</p><p></p><p>My brother told me about one thing he and a group of fellow soldiers did to a german couple one time around Heilbron. They were out on patrol during an exercise, loaded with blanks (he as a 11B assigned as a Pershing 2 guard). They came up on a Volkswagen parked in the forest with fogged up windows rocking away. They all surrounded the car and started yelling while firing their blanks, and suddenly these butt cheeks appeared in the back window. He guessed that one person was working the pedals from the floor board, while another worked the steering wheel and gears from the back as they sped away.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jason Freeland, post: 3746549, member: 45827"] When going through the gas chamber at Ft Knox, they wanted us to say "my eyes are open and my arms are flapping" as we came out. This was to signify that we were trying to get the CS gas out of our eyes and off our clothes, but I really think it was just more torture. Anyway the guy in front of me yelled "my eyes are flapping and my arms are open Drill Sergeant!" as he came out and I had to try and laugh and cough my way through my chant of it. My brother told me about one thing he and a group of fellow soldiers did to a german couple one time around Heilbron. They were out on patrol during an exercise, loaded with blanks (he as a 11B assigned as a Pershing 2 guard). They came up on a Volkswagen parked in the forest with fogged up windows rocking away. They all surrounded the car and started yelling while firing their blanks, and suddenly these butt cheeks appeared in the back window. He guessed that one person was working the pedals from the floor board, while another worked the steering wheel and gears from the back as they sped away. [/QUOTE]
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