Lol, been there done that.. Like playing Russian Roulette..
I've got a 2.5 year old. Funny, everyone said that would happen. It only happened twice to us. Weird.
I will be experiencing this come end of November/Early December.
Our youngest on the day he was born, got me in the face. Please don't tell anyone, I can trust you guys to keep a secret can't I.
Tyler, now 17, got me in the mouth, as well as formula vomit. I pissed between my mom's glasses, right in her I, so I'm told. She had it coming.
I nailed the doctor when I was born. Outside of that no war stories about changing my diapers ever came up. My son tried to get me during one of his first baths at the house. somehow I had a wash rag in my hand and intercepted the assault mid air.
The worst is when its the other stuff. My youngest used to get impacted, that stuff looked like berillium spheres, hard as a rock about the size of a golf ball.
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