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<blockquote data-quote="ConstitutionCowboy" data-source="post: 3264504" data-attributes="member: 745"><p>Back when I was in the Navy, I shared an apartment with 3 other guys. One night we decided to have a "Hog Night". Whomever managed to round up the oldest and ugliest 'chick', take her back to the apartment, and 'do the night' with her was the winner. I lost. I didn't even try. I didn't have the stomach for it.</p><p></p><p>The guy who I shall address as "S" was the winner. To lower his 'selection parameters', all he had to do was drink a few beers and take off his glasses. She was three times his age, gigantic, and to say she was ugly was an understatement. "S" won, hands down. She had a daughter that came along that was offered to me but because she was twice my age and just as ugly, I graciously declined. Fortunately, I can't hold enough beer to cloud my - eh - judgment?</p><p></p><p>It is amazing what can be found in a country-western bar out in the sticks in Rhode Island. That is where "S" found his 'one night stand'.</p><p></p><p>Woody</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ConstitutionCowboy, post: 3264504, member: 745"] Back when I was in the Navy, I shared an apartment with 3 other guys. One night we decided to have a "Hog Night". Whomever managed to round up the oldest and ugliest 'chick', take her back to the apartment, and 'do the night' with her was the winner. I lost. I didn't even try. I didn't have the stomach for it. The guy who I shall address as "S" was the winner. To lower his 'selection parameters', all he had to do was drink a few beers and take off his glasses. She was three times his age, gigantic, and to say she was ugly was an understatement. "S" won, hands down. She had a daughter that came along that was offered to me but because she was twice my age and just as ugly, I graciously declined. Fortunately, I can't hold enough beer to cloud my - eh - judgment? It is amazing what can be found in a country-western bar out in the sticks in Rhode Island. That is where "S" found his 'one night stand'. Woody [/QUOTE]
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