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I Think The Wife Is Trying To Do Me In😱
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<blockquote data-quote="swampratt" data-source="post: 3723468" data-attributes="member: 15054"><p>Pay backs are a B.</p><p>Eat this: Boiled eggs.. Tuna fish, Broccoli, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts.</p><p>Big glass of milk or 2. And do not forget onions.</p><p>Toss a beer or 2 down the hatch on top of all that.</p><p></p><p>You will have the worst farts ever.</p><p>Feel free to share them with her.</p><p>And a last fart note if you fart in a cushioned chair and sit deep in it when farting then slowly get up it can suck in the farts.</p><p></p><p>Next person to sit in the chair will be rewarded with your thoughtful present.</p><p>Or do it to her pillow.</p><p></p><p>Not that hungry.</p><p>Take an ice cold soda in a can not opened to bed.</p><p>As she gets all comfy push it into the small of her back.</p><p></p><p>It's on then.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="swampratt, post: 3723468, member: 15054"] Pay backs are a B. Eat this: Boiled eggs.. Tuna fish, Broccoli, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts. Big glass of milk or 2. And do not forget onions. Toss a beer or 2 down the hatch on top of all that. You will have the worst farts ever. Feel free to share them with her. And a last fart note if you fart in a cushioned chair and sit deep in it when farting then slowly get up it can suck in the farts. Next person to sit in the chair will be rewarded with your thoughtful present. Or do it to her pillow. Not that hungry. Take an ice cold soda in a can not opened to bed. As she gets all comfy push it into the small of her back. It's on then. [/QUOTE]
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