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I thought women wanted to be in control.
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<blockquote data-quote="NikatKimber" data-source="post: 1916892" data-attributes="member: 423"><p>So there was this good man once, he was a really <em>really</em> good man. So god came down, and told him that he'd give him one thing, anything he wanted.</p><p></p><p>The man scratches his chin, thinks for a minute, and asks for this:</p><p></p><p>I want a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive there any time I want!</p><p></p><p>And god says, isn't that a very selfish thing to want? Don't you want something that would improve the world, better mankind, or make world peace?</p><p></p><p>Well hmm... says the guy. Let me think about that.</p><p></p><p>So he thinks...</p><p></p><p>And thinks...</p><p></p><p>and asks for this instead:</p><p></p><p>You know god, you're right. I want instead to understand the mind of women, to know what they want; to understand how to please them. To be able to do things that make them happy; and not upset them. I want to be able to show true love, and not be misunderstood.</p><p></p><p>Alright, says god...</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>How many lanes did you want on that bridge?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="NikatKimber, post: 1916892, member: 423"] So there was this good man once, he was a really [I]really[/I] good man. So god came down, and told him that he'd give him one thing, anything he wanted. The man scratches his chin, thinks for a minute, and asks for this: I want a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive there any time I want! And god says, isn't that a very selfish thing to want? Don't you want something that would improve the world, better mankind, or make world peace? Well hmm... says the guy. Let me think about that. So he thinks... And thinks... and asks for this instead: You know god, you're right. I want instead to understand the mind of women, to know what they want; to understand how to please them. To be able to do things that make them happy; and not upset them. I want to be able to show true love, and not be misunderstood. Alright, says god... How many lanes did you want on that bridge? [/QUOTE]
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