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<blockquote data-quote="Aries" data-source="post: 3248911" data-attributes="member: 44328"><p>So two aggies are flying along in a small plane when the pilot notices that they are getting low on fuel. He tells his passenger, "Hey... you need to help me look for an airport, a landing strip, ANY place we can get this plane on the ground before we run out of fuel!"</p><p></p><p>So they go a little ways, and finally the passenger says, "Hey! I see a landing strip... but I dunno. It's VERY short. I'm not sure we can land there." The pilot looks and says, "Hmm... I'm not sure either, but we HAVE to try. We can't make it to another airport, we're going to have to give it a shot."</p><p></p><p>So the pilot says, "I tell you what... I will set 'er down as CLOSE to the edge of the runway as I possibly can, as soon as it touches ground, you help me jump on the brakes, and we'll just have to HOPE that we can get 'er stopped before we run out of runway!"</p><p></p><p>So they come in as low and slow as possible, the pilot NAILS the landing right at the edge of the runway, they stomp the breaks and come to a stop just inches short of the end of the runway.</p><p></p><p>The pilot heaves a HUGE sigh of relief, and says, "Man! That HAS to be the SHORTEST runway I have ever seen IN MY LIFE!"</p><p></p><p>The passenger, turning and looking to his left and right says, "Yeah! But it must be TWO MILES WIDE...!"</p><p></p><p><img src="/images/smilies/new/pms2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":pms2:" title="Pms2 :pms2:" data-shortname=":pms2:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Aries, post: 3248911, member: 44328"] So two aggies are flying along in a small plane when the pilot notices that they are getting low on fuel. He tells his passenger, "Hey... you need to help me look for an airport, a landing strip, ANY place we can get this plane on the ground before we run out of fuel!" So they go a little ways, and finally the passenger says, "Hey! I see a landing strip... but I dunno. It's VERY short. I'm not sure we can land there." The pilot looks and says, "Hmm... I'm not sure either, but we HAVE to try. We can't make it to another airport, we're going to have to give it a shot." So the pilot says, "I tell you what... I will set 'er down as CLOSE to the edge of the runway as I possibly can, as soon as it touches ground, you help me jump on the brakes, and we'll just have to HOPE that we can get 'er stopped before we run out of runway!" So they come in as low and slow as possible, the pilot NAILS the landing right at the edge of the runway, they stomp the breaks and come to a stop just inches short of the end of the runway. The pilot heaves a HUGE sigh of relief, and says, "Man! That HAS to be the SHORTEST runway I have ever seen IN MY LIFE!" The passenger, turning and looking to his left and right says, "Yeah! But it must be TWO MILES WIDE...!" :pms2: [/QUOTE]
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