If that shovel had rotated 90 degrees, that blade would have split pink girl's scalp. It might have even cracked her skull. Both girls were very lucky that the blade hit on the flat.
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That's pretty good!
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The family is having breakfast when suddenly 4yo lil Betsy says, "Mommy, last night I heard this weird sucking sound and when I looked you were on top of Daddy. What was going on?"
Dad keeps his head down and tries valiantly to keep from laughing. Mom blushes, thinking fast, she says, "Well, Daddy has a very stressful job. That means he has a LOT of pressure and it gives him severe headaches. So, to help him relax and sleep, I suck some of the air out to relieve his pressure."
Betsy says, "Oh, OK."
Dad looks up smiling and says, "Yes Dear, it helps me tremendously."
Betsy looks over and asks, "So why after Mommy leaves for work, does the pretty lady next door come over and blow you back up?"
Dad keeps his head down and tries valiantly to keep from laughing. Mom blushes, thinking fast, she says, "Well, Daddy has a very stressful job. That means he has a LOT of pressure and it gives him severe headaches. So, to help him relax and sleep, I suck some of the air out to relieve his pressure."
Betsy says, "Oh, OK."
Dad looks up smiling and says, "Yes Dear, it helps me tremendously."
Betsy looks over and asks, "So why after Mommy leaves for work, does the pretty lady next door come over and blow you back up?"
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