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<blockquote data-quote="Snattlerake" data-source="post: 3542788" data-attributes="member: 44288"><p>I was a dispatcher fresh out of high school when the undersheriff walks in and sees the local trooper sitting on his desk. He motions me to the other room and asks me if I still have the Blackcats I took off one of the inmates yesterday. I get back to my desk and hand him three Blackcats. He sits down at his desk and twists the fuses of the three firecrackers together. You can see where this is going right? He sticks those Blackcats under the trooper's butt and lights them then leans waaaay back in his chair.</p><p></p><p>Blam! Blam! BLAM! Mr. trooper jumps up three feet into the air like a poked Armadillo turning in mid air drawing his gun at the same time. When he lands he realizes he's been had because all five of us in there are laughing our asses off. Embarrassed, he sheepishly says, "Well, you have told me several times not to sit on your desk." "I finally got the message."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Snattlerake, post: 3542788, member: 44288"] I was a dispatcher fresh out of high school when the undersheriff walks in and sees the local trooper sitting on his desk. He motions me to the other room and asks me if I still have the Blackcats I took off one of the inmates yesterday. I get back to my desk and hand him three Blackcats. He sits down at his desk and twists the fuses of the three firecrackers together. You can see where this is going right? He sticks those Blackcats under the trooper's butt and lights them then leans waaaay back in his chair. Blam! Blam! BLAM! Mr. trooper jumps up three feet into the air like a poked Armadillo turning in mid air drawing his gun at the same time. When he lands he realizes he's been had because all five of us in there are laughing our asses off. Embarrassed, he sheepishly says, "Well, you have told me several times not to sit on your desk." "I finally got the message." [/QUOTE]
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