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<blockquote data-quote="Cohiba" data-source="post: 3338209" data-attributes="member: 2550"><p>Hey All....</p><p></p><p>Yep the title says it all. I'm 56 years old and all of a sudden my wife thinks I need to walk/step 10,000 steps a day!!! WTF!!!??? </p><p></p><p>She got me to stop chewing tobacco...</p><p>She got me to slow waaaaaaay down on smoking cigars...</p><p>She got me to slow down on the quantity I drink of bourbon....</p><p></p><p>But I'll be D*MNED if I'm going to walk 10,000 steps a day or whenever I go for walks!!!</p><p></p><p>She even bought me a fancy pedometer and reads it after I finish walking.</p><p></p><p>***Well ol' Cohiba fixed her little red wagon!!!***</p><p></p><p>I have a next door neighbor who has a mutt/heinz 57, that LOVES to go for walks and a fun day at the park or Lake Hefner.</p><p></p><p>Solution: I take that -*&^% )(&$ -pedometer and borrow my neighbor's dog. I strap the pedometer to his tail and we walk with me praising and petting him...man he can wag that tail!!! Then I bought a ball and fresbee and he sure loves those toys.</p><p></p><p>Afterwards I give him a few treats and ...watch out...that tail is flying!!!</p><p></p><p>I just wonder how long it will take my wife to figure out how I'm getting those steps!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Cohiba, post: 3338209, member: 2550"] Hey All.... Yep the title says it all. I'm 56 years old and all of a sudden my wife thinks I need to walk/step 10,000 steps a day!!! WTF!!!??? She got me to stop chewing tobacco... She got me to slow waaaaaaay down on smoking cigars... She got me to slow down on the quantity I drink of bourbon.... But I'll be D*MNED if I'm going to walk 10,000 steps a day or whenever I go for walks!!! She even bought me a fancy pedometer and reads it after I finish walking. ***Well ol' Cohiba fixed her little red wagon!!!*** I have a next door neighbor who has a mutt/heinz 57, that LOVES to go for walks and a fun day at the park or Lake Hefner. Solution: I take that -*&^% )(&$ -pedometer and borrow my neighbor's dog. I strap the pedometer to his tail and we walk with me praising and petting him...man he can wag that tail!!! Then I bought a ball and fresbee and he sure loves those toys. Afterwards I give him a few treats and ...watch out...that tail is flying!!! I just wonder how long it will take my wife to figure out how I'm getting those steps!!! [/QUOTE]
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