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<blockquote data-quote="HFS" data-source="post: 3327383" data-attributes="member: 8862"><p>Police in Deland, Florida were sent to the Save-A-Lot grocery store Friday night because an alleged repeat shoplifter was rasslin' on the floor with the store manager and trying to get away.</p><p>The suspect managed to wriggle out of his clothes and four packs of ribeye steaks came flying out of his pants.</p><p>As the cops arrived, there were packs of meat everywhere and the man ran out in his birthday suit.</p><p>The man was ordered to stop and when he didn't, police "shot him with a Taser."</p><p>The suspect was taken to the hospital to be checked out because "a Taser prong struck him in the genitals..."</p><p>In addition to stealing, he was booked for "resisting an officer without violence."</p><p></p><p>HOLY THOMAS EDISON, BATMAN! I don't think I could muster up much violence after that. I'd probably confess to the Kennedy assassination.</p><p></p><p><a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/02/18/florida-shoplifter-escaped-nude-steaks-falling-out-pants/4793159002/" target="_blank">https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/02/18/florida-shoplifter-escaped-nude-steaks-falling-out-pants/4793159002/</a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="HFS, post: 3327383, member: 8862"] Police in Deland, Florida were sent to the Save-A-Lot grocery store Friday night because an alleged repeat shoplifter was rasslin' on the floor with the store manager and trying to get away. The suspect managed to wriggle out of his clothes and four packs of ribeye steaks came flying out of his pants. As the cops arrived, there were packs of meat everywhere and the man ran out in his birthday suit. The man was ordered to stop and when he didn't, police "shot him with a Taser." The suspect was taken to the hospital to be checked out because "a Taser prong struck him in the genitals..." In addition to stealing, he was booked for "resisting an officer without violence." HOLY THOMAS EDISON, BATMAN! I don't think I could muster up much violence after that. I'd probably confess to the Kennedy assassination. [URL]https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/02/18/florida-shoplifter-escaped-nude-steaks-falling-out-pants/4793159002/[/URL] [/QUOTE]
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