No Need to Carry in Taco Bell

[Mos Eisley]

I came across this earlier. And to my amazement, while searching for it tonight, I found it's not the first time!

March 23, 2016
Police responding to a disturbance in a Florida Panhandle town arrested a couple after they attacked each other with a Taco Bell Burrito and a fork.

The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office reported that the violence started over an argument between Suzanne Hurlvert, 51, and Carl Owen Smith, 66, over Smith's drinking habits.

"During the argument, she hit him in the back of the head with her half-eaten Taco Bell Burrito Supreme, the news release said. She said Smith then stabbed her hand with a fork he was using to eat a Taco Bell pizza and left their home. Portions of the burrito were located on the floor, scattered on the sofa, and on a lamp shade."

Police said that when they arrived on the scene, they found Hurlvert "relatively calm and in good spirits but had a fork protruding from her right hand."

Both are now reportedly facing felony charges.

Smith is charged with aggravated battery, domestic violence related. Hurlvert is charged with domestic violence related battery, second or subsequent offense.

http://insider.foxnews.com/2016/03/23/police-couple-attacks-each-other-taco-bell-burrito-and-fork

Why is it always Florida?

February 26, 2013

A Florida man is facing a misdemeanor charge after allegedly battering a teenage relative with a Taco Bell burrito.

Police allege that Erik Brown, 36, smashed the 16-year-old boy in the face with the burrito during a February 15 domestic dispute at a Port St. Lucie residence.

The victim told cops that he was having a “verbal altercation” with his mother and Brown, his brother-in-law, when Brown “asked his mother to bring him the burrito,” according to an arrest affidavit.

Brown then allegedly threw the burrito “with force” at the victim, striking the boy in the face with the fast food item. While interviewing the teen, cops noted that he had “burrito cheese, sauce and meat all over his clothing and face.”

Brown told police that the victim was disrespectful to his mother and had cursed at the woman. He also acknowledged that he had “delivered” the burrito. After being booked into the county jail, Brown warned that he would “take care” of the teen upon his release from custody, adding that the victim “was going to get knocked out.”

According to online records, Brown, seen above, is scheduled for a March 20 arraignment in Circuit Court.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/taco-bell-burrito-battery-678451

 

[Wheel Gun]

Amateurs. I'd just stand back picking them off with well-aimed throws of my Nachos Bell Grande.

 

[Glocktogo]

I always knew TB food was "weapons grade", but I thought it was just against my colon.

 

[AKguy1985]

Weird things happen in florida,

 

[Jestik]

I think weird people are naturally attracted to Florida.

 

[DanB]

When did TB switch from Sporks to Forks?

 

[n423]

I always knew TB food was "weapons grade", but I thought it was just against my colon.

mine too!!