Obama lost due to the altitude

[Popjim]

Gore also lost due to "altitude", his head was so far up his butt he became lightheaded.

 

[WTJ]

Gore/Biden 2016!

 

[Dale00]

There is an alternative explanation which no one has considered. As you know many people of African descent suffer from sickle cell anemia. If that is correct, you know what that makes you scoffers, don't you?

 

[Biggsly]

We must stop global warming/cooling.

 

[Boehlertaught]

Rotf!!! Lmao!!!

+1000 on this. He is such an f-ing numb nuts. How do you spell wooosy?

 

[chuter]

What the moron Gore didn't consider is that airliner cabin altitude/pressure is kept somewhere around 6,000-7,000 feet, so Bammer should have been ready to go when he stepped off the plane.

 

[Shadowrider]

What the moron Gore didn't consider is that airliner cabin altitude/pressure is kept somewhere around 6,000-7,000 feet, so Bammer should have been ready to go when he stepped off the plane.

Another thing he didn't consider. In an unpressurized cabin, oxygen isn't even required until you hit 12,500 feet. You'd think he'd know that being that Gore owns a Gulfstream. Or was it just another dimocrat bullshitting all the lowly subjects?

 

[jstaylor62]

What the moron Gore didn't consider is that airliner cabin altitude/pressure is kept somewhere around 6,000-7,000 feet, so Bammer should have been ready to go when he stepped off the plane.

And as much time as he has spent flying during his campaign, he was ready 2-3 months ago.

"Its the altitude stupid", would have been a great story for "The Onion" to cover...

 

[Dave70968]

The real question is, if he can't manage a debate at 5,000, is he really fit to manage a nuclear exchange from aboard Air Force One or NEACP?

 

[stepper]

So basically Obama was high.

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Haha, he can't blame that on the altitude though!