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<blockquote data-quote="THE JOKER" data-source="post: 3209848" data-attributes="member: 9376"><p>Crazier than a shithouse rat</p><p>bleeding like a stuck hog</p><p>nervous as a cat on a hot tin roof.</p><p>shining like a diamond in a goats ass.</p><p>Ran through like **** through a goose</p><p>When you were born they slapped your momma</p><p>Beaten like a rented mule</p><p>slap you so hard your momma will feel it.</p><p>Older than grandma's buck skin bra</p><p>you don't know the difference between your ass and a hold in the ground.</p><p>couldn't find your ass with both hands</p><p>He is a couple beers short of a six pack</p><p>can't hit the broadside of a barn</p><p>Smiling like a **** eating opossum</p><p>knee high to a grasshopper</p><p>you could screw up a wet dream</p><p>you'd have to get smarter to be stupid</p><p>Cut off the horns,wipe its ass and throw it on the plate</p><p>She's had more pipe than the state of Alaska</p><p>Better count your fingers after shaking his hand</p><p>She has more miles on her than a Czechoslovakian taxi cab</p><p>Looking like a bruised turd.</p><p>It's somewhere on the back forty</p><p>Squealing like a stuck pig</p><p>**** flows downhill.</p><p>better get four,they'll lose one,steal one and break one</p><p>I'll bet you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="THE JOKER, post: 3209848, member: 9376"] Crazier than a shithouse rat bleeding like a stuck hog nervous as a cat on a hot tin roof. shining like a diamond in a goats ass. Ran through like **** through a goose When you were born they slapped your momma Beaten like a rented mule slap you so hard your momma will feel it. Older than grandma's buck skin bra you don't know the difference between your ass and a hold in the ground. couldn't find your ass with both hands He is a couple beers short of a six pack can't hit the broadside of a barn Smiling like a **** eating opossum knee high to a grasshopper you could screw up a wet dream you'd have to get smarter to be stupid Cut off the horns,wipe its ass and throw it on the plate She's had more pipe than the state of Alaska Better count your fingers after shaking his hand She has more miles on her than a Czechoslovakian taxi cab Looking like a bruised turd. It's somewhere on the back forty Squealing like a stuck pig **** flows downhill. better get four,they'll lose one,steal one and break one I'll bet you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch [/QUOTE]
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