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<blockquote data-quote="Annie" data-source="post: 3081560" data-attributes="member: 42224"><p>Lmao! Yeah ... I'm pretty sure the mods would take me to the woodshed. But, I will tell you this -- when I was in college I got an obscene phone call one night. The first couple of times the guy started talking I hung up, just like all the smart people say you are supposed to do.</p><p></p><p>The third time he called I let him talk until he stopped and said "Are you there?" To which I replied "Well, yeah, but I'm waiting on you to come up with something I haven't tried before. So far all I hear is pretty plain Jane." He hung up on me!! <img src="/images/smilies/image1571.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":selfangel" title="Image1571 :selfangel" data-shortname=":selfangel" /></p><p></p><p>Next night he calls again. I just listen. Same thing -- he starts stuttering, wanting to know if I heard him and I'm like "Well, yeah, but ... yawn, I dunno, dude. Do you ever actually date or are you just reading from some porn mag?" He hung up on me AGAIN!! <img src="/images/smilies/naughty.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":naughty:" title="Naughty :naughty:" data-shortname=":naughty:" /></p><p></p><p>Doesn't call again for a week. Then he calls and I cut him off before he gets started good and tell him ALL ABOUT what I'm gonna do to him if he will just come on over. He hangs up.</p><p></p><p>Calls me back in a half hour or so and says, "Can I ask you something?" I'm like "Sure." So then he's all do you know who I am, aren't you afraid of some guy you've never seen, blah, blah, blah.</p><p></p><p>I tell him I'm not gonna try and guess who he is, he's already overplayed his hand because he couldn't even spin a good tale about what he wanted to do to me, and no I wasn't afraid of him because in MY house we followed MY rules when it came to sex. And I was pretty sure he wasn't gonna be able to keep up if he ever grew a hair on his balls and actually showed up at my place.</p><p></p><p>You know that guy called me every week or so for almost a year. Most times he'd talk about how his week had gone, ask me what I'd been up to, just casual conversation. I never did find out who he was. I know it sounds like something I made up but it's a true story. Lol</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Annie, post: 3081560, member: 42224"] Lmao! Yeah ... I'm pretty sure the mods would take me to the woodshed. But, I will tell you this -- when I was in college I got an obscene phone call one night. The first couple of times the guy started talking I hung up, just like all the smart people say you are supposed to do. The third time he called I let him talk until he stopped and said "Are you there?" To which I replied "Well, yeah, but I'm waiting on you to come up with something I haven't tried before. So far all I hear is pretty plain Jane." He hung up on me!! :selfangel Next night he calls again. I just listen. Same thing -- he starts stuttering, wanting to know if I heard him and I'm like "Well, yeah, but ... yawn, I dunno, dude. Do you ever actually date or are you just reading from some porn mag?" He hung up on me AGAIN!! :naughty: Doesn't call again for a week. Then he calls and I cut him off before he gets started good and tell him ALL ABOUT what I'm gonna do to him if he will just come on over. He hangs up. Calls me back in a half hour or so and says, "Can I ask you something?" I'm like "Sure." So then he's all do you know who I am, aren't you afraid of some guy you've never seen, blah, blah, blah. I tell him I'm not gonna try and guess who he is, he's already overplayed his hand because he couldn't even spin a good tale about what he wanted to do to me, and no I wasn't afraid of him because in MY house we followed MY rules when it came to sex. And I was pretty sure he wasn't gonna be able to keep up if he ever grew a hair on his balls and actually showed up at my place. You know that guy called me every week or so for almost a year. Most times he'd talk about how his week had gone, ask me what I'd been up to, just casual conversation. I never did find out who he was. I know it sounds like something I made up but it's a true story. Lol [/QUOTE]
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