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<blockquote data-quote="hipshot" data-source="post: 4212594" data-attributes="member: 8034"><p>I worked at a gas station with a good friend, I asked for a raise from our boss knowing I wouldn’t get it because we got raises just a few weeks earlier, I acted depressed for a whole week and got an old paper Walmart sack and soaked it in diesel and put a brass tube from a broken air chuck in it for weight, I told him it was full of gunpowder, then told him some dude from the Vietnam war showed how to make it, a few days of it laying around the station and me making evil comments about blowing up the station and all the gas tanks I decided to make my move, I rolled up a tiny strip of paper and made a fuse, when he went into the back room to clock out I lit the fuse and then acted like I was kidding and then like I couldn’t put the fuse out !! I took off for the door and looked back at him, he had his fingers so far in his ears I know the tips were touching in the middle of his head and he was high stepping over that fake stick of dynamite like a cartoon character, I was laughing so hard I couldn’t tell him it was a joke, he was ghost white trying to get me to run and when he saw the fuse was out he grabbed me around my head and was pulling me around in an office chair asking if I was f$&@ing crazy or what, it took me 10 minutes to make him realize it was a joke, 30 yrs later he still cusses me for that one ! <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="hipshot, post: 4212594, member: 8034"] I worked at a gas station with a good friend, I asked for a raise from our boss knowing I wouldn’t get it because we got raises just a few weeks earlier, I acted depressed for a whole week and got an old paper Walmart sack and soaked it in diesel and put a brass tube from a broken air chuck in it for weight, I told him it was full of gunpowder, then told him some dude from the Vietnam war showed how to make it, a few days of it laying around the station and me making evil comments about blowing up the station and all the gas tanks I decided to make my move, I rolled up a tiny strip of paper and made a fuse, when he went into the back room to clock out I lit the fuse and then acted like I was kidding and then like I couldn’t put the fuse out !! I took off for the door and looked back at him, he had his fingers so far in his ears I know the tips were touching in the middle of his head and he was high stepping over that fake stick of dynamite like a cartoon character, I was laughing so hard I couldn’t tell him it was a joke, he was ghost white trying to get me to run and when he saw the fuse was out he grabbed me around my head and was pulling me around in an office chair asking if I was f$&@ing crazy or what, it took me 10 minutes to make him realize it was a joke, 30 yrs later he still cusses me for that one ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 [/QUOTE]
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