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<blockquote data-quote="turkeyrun" data-source="post: 4215633" data-attributes="member: 27991"><p>When PCs were first installed on all of desks, Plant Manager made big speech about security, logging off, locking your office, not letting your password be known.</p><p></p><p>We had an engineer, very affable guy, dumbest, smart engineer I ever knew. Bob was a Chem Eng, he was brilliant, not enough sense to get out of the rain. I could see His office down the hall from me. He would head out into the plant and I would go by his office; door open, computer logged on.</p><p>Send Plant Manager a PM: I quit! Sick of working in this shithole with the dumbest dikhead Manager on Earth.</p><p>Go back to my desk and call his phone, leave a voice mail: "My office NOW!"</p><p></p><p>Bob gets back, sees PM, sees message light on phone blinking. Runs over to admin building.</p><p></p><p>Repeat scenario every day for a week.</p><p>Friday afternoon, Bob heads down to production. I walk into his office and typing PM. Plant Manager walks in, from office across the hall, laughing. "know Bob isn't too bright, but this is hilarious. He is scared chitless he is going to lose his job. Let's write a good one."</p><p></p><p>We send the PM, I leave a voice mail, "don't worry about my office, empty your desk, go to Security and turn in your badge."</p><p></p><p>He was screaming, as he emptied his desk. Went to leave and seen Plant Mgr across the hall. "Think you can log off and lock your office?" </p><p></p><p>He learned, for a few months. Then, we got a new plant Mgr. He didn't have a sense of humor.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="turkeyrun, post: 4215633, member: 27991"] When PCs were first installed on all of desks, Plant Manager made big speech about security, logging off, locking your office, not letting your password be known. We had an engineer, very affable guy, dumbest, smart engineer I ever knew. Bob was a Chem Eng, he was brilliant, not enough sense to get out of the rain. I could see His office down the hall from me. He would head out into the plant and I would go by his office; door open, computer logged on. Send Plant Manager a PM: I quit! Sick of working in this shithole with the dumbest dikhead Manager on Earth. Go back to my desk and call his phone, leave a voice mail: "My office NOW!" Bob gets back, sees PM, sees message light on phone blinking. Runs over to admin building. Repeat scenario every day for a week. Friday afternoon, Bob heads down to production. I walk into his office and typing PM. Plant Manager walks in, from office across the hall, laughing. "know Bob isn't too bright, but this is hilarious. He is scared chitless he is going to lose his job. Let's write a good one." We send the PM, I leave a voice mail, "don't worry about my office, empty your desk, go to Security and turn in your badge." He was screaming, as he emptied his desk. Went to leave and seen Plant Mgr across the hall. "Think you can log off and lock your office?" He learned, for a few months. Then, we got a new plant Mgr. He didn't have a sense of humor. [/QUOTE]
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