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Ringling Bros. circus to close after 146 years
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<blockquote data-quote="MadDogs" data-source="post: 2945970" data-attributes="member: 11175"><p>They should look at a new business model ... take members of Congress and have them perform tricks.</p><p></p><p>Tricks like ... basic math, reading comprehension mixed in with jumping through hoops or showing that they can be coached to use their opposing thumb besides sticking it where the proverbial sun don't shine to do things like use a spoon to feed themselves.</p><p></p><p>Think about the circus ... The lights. The peanuts and popcorn. The smell of horseshit. Then think ... Who wouldn't enjoy watching Maxine Waters, Sheila Jackson Lee, Liz Warren or Hank Johnson do math problems while Rush Limbaugh cracked a whip?</p><p></p><p>Or have Diane Feinstein, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Nancy Pelosi, and Barbara Boxer pull a train ... around the big top ... with Chuck Schumer, Little Dick Durbin and Anthony Weiner (priceless) in the back dressed like really happy as in really gay clowns.</p><p></p><p>Harry Reid would be a natural for playing the "Cyclops" that wrestles with a bear BUT they would not want a real bear (that is cruel) so they would have to use another "bear" ... Barney Frank to wrestle with Reid.</p><p></p><p>Little rebranding. Hell ... would work better to entertain more than their last election cycle.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MadDogs, post: 2945970, member: 11175"] They should look at a new business model ... take members of Congress and have them perform tricks. Tricks like ... basic math, reading comprehension mixed in with jumping through hoops or showing that they can be coached to use their opposing thumb besides sticking it where the proverbial sun don't shine to do things like use a spoon to feed themselves. Think about the circus ... The lights. The peanuts and popcorn. The smell of horseshit. Then think ... Who wouldn't enjoy watching Maxine Waters, Sheila Jackson Lee, Liz Warren or Hank Johnson do math problems while Rush Limbaugh cracked a whip? Or have Diane Feinstein, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Nancy Pelosi, and Barbara Boxer pull a train ... around the big top ... with Chuck Schumer, Little Dick Durbin and Anthony Weiner (priceless) in the back dressed like really happy as in really gay clowns. Harry Reid would be a natural for playing the "Cyclops" that wrestles with a bear BUT they would not want a real bear (that is cruel) so they would have to use another "bear" ... Barney Frank to wrestle with Reid. Little rebranding. Hell ... would work better to entertain more than their last election cycle. [/QUOTE]
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