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Should I tell my sister in law she's getting fat?
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<blockquote data-quote="Werewolf" data-source="post: 1497004" data-attributes="member: 239"><p>Funny that you should ask...</p><p></p><p>Saturday morning my 3 year old son and I were playing with his army men and having a good ole time (well - he was anyway) when out of the clear blue sky he asked me, "Is mommy fat". With out going into a lot of detail that might get me into trouble I asked him, "Do you think she's fat?". He replied in the affirmative in a manner that implied he wasn't really sure. So I told him what I thought.</p><p></p><p>Then just to be sure he'd never get in trouble I asked him, "If mommy asked you if you thought she was fat or what she was wearing made her look fat what would you say?". You had to be there. You could see the wheels turning in his little head and then finally, hesitantly he said, "...uhhhhh. NO!". "Good Answer, SON. Don't ever forget that. It'll stand you in good stead the rest of your life".</p><p></p><p>Now if a 3 year old gets it one wonders how any man who's spent more than a little time with any human American female could even ask if he should tell his SIL that she's porkin' up.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Werewolf, post: 1497004, member: 239"] Funny that you should ask... Saturday morning my 3 year old son and I were playing with his army men and having a good ole time (well - he was anyway) when out of the clear blue sky he asked me, "Is mommy fat". With out going into a lot of detail that might get me into trouble I asked him, "Do you think she's fat?". He replied in the affirmative in a manner that implied he wasn't really sure. So I told him what I thought. Then just to be sure he'd never get in trouble I asked him, "If mommy asked you if you thought she was fat or what she was wearing made her look fat what would you say?". You had to be there. You could see the wheels turning in his little head and then finally, hesitantly he said, "...uhhhhh. NO!". "Good Answer, SON. Don't ever forget that. It'll stand you in good stead the rest of your life". Now if a 3 year old gets it one wonders how any man who's spent more than a little time with any human American female could even ask if he should tell his SIL that she's porkin' up. [/QUOTE]
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