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<blockquote data-quote="Cohiba" data-source="post: 3339556" data-attributes="member: 2550"><p>Hey All....</p><p></p><p>Yep, I've been told to work at home for a few weeks...oh well.</p><p></p><p>In my mind, I'm going on as normal. Sittin' on the back porch...it's Friday and I want a few drinks,some music and a joke to stay sane and sound!!!</p><p></p><p>Drink:</p><p>[ATTACH=full]157117[/ATTACH] </p><p></p><p>Music with the drink or two or....</p><p></p><p>[MEDIA=youtube]MlegqCMcYGI[/MEDIA]</p><p></p><p>[MEDIA=youtube]a0k0QBQkmdU[/MEDIA]</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>And now for the ....um...well....<strong>PG Rated joke:</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p>I'm using the word...FREAK ...instead of another "F" word to make it PG Rated.</p><p></p><p>A lady walks into the grocery store and asks the produce manager if he has fresh broccoli.</p><p></p><p>Lady: Sir, do you have fresh broccoli?</p><p>Manager: No Mam, but we have cauliflower.</p><p></p><p>Lady: Fantastic!!! I'll have a pound of broccoli.</p><p>Manager: Mam, we don't have broccoli.</p><p></p><p>Manager: We do have fresh spinach.</p><p>Lady: Awesome!! I'll take a pound of broccoli.</p><p></p><p>Manager: Mam, I have fresh green onions.</p><p>Lady: Great!! I'll have a pound of broccoli.</p><p></p><p>Manager: LOOK!!! You don't understand, we're out of broccoli. Maybe this will help.</p><p>Can you spell dog...as in dogmatic?</p><p></p><p>Lady: Sure...d-o-g.</p><p></p><p>Manager: Can you spell cat as in catastrophe?</p><p></p><p>Lady: Sure...c-a-t.</p><p></p><p>Manager: Can you spell FREAK as in broccoli?</p><p></p><p>Lady: There's no FREAK in broccoli.</p><p></p><p>Manager: THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!!!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>***Everyone stay safe and sane*** Remember, I'm pulling for you. We're all in this together.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Cohiba, post: 3339556, member: 2550"] Hey All.... Yep, I've been told to work at home for a few weeks...oh well. In my mind, I'm going on as normal. Sittin' on the back porch...it's Friday and I want a few drinks,some music and a joke to stay sane and sound!!! Drink: [ATTACH=full]157117[/ATTACH] Music with the drink or two or.... [MEDIA=youtube]MlegqCMcYGI[/MEDIA] [MEDIA=youtube]a0k0QBQkmdU[/MEDIA] And now for the ....um...well....[B]PG Rated joke: [/B] I'm using the word...FREAK ...instead of another "F" word to make it PG Rated. A lady walks into the grocery store and asks the produce manager if he has fresh broccoli. Lady: Sir, do you have fresh broccoli? Manager: No Mam, but we have cauliflower. Lady: Fantastic!!! I'll have a pound of broccoli. Manager: Mam, we don't have broccoli. Manager: We do have fresh spinach. Lady: Awesome!! I'll take a pound of broccoli. Manager: Mam, I have fresh green onions. Lady: Great!! I'll have a pound of broccoli. Manager: LOOK!!! You don't understand, we're out of broccoli. Maybe this will help. Can you spell dog...as in dogmatic? Lady: Sure...d-o-g. Manager: Can you spell cat as in catastrophe? Lady: Sure...c-a-t. Manager: Can you spell FREAK as in broccoli? Lady: There's no FREAK in broccoli. Manager: THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!!! [B]***Everyone stay safe and sane*** Remember, I'm pulling for you. We're all in this together.[/B] [/QUOTE]
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