TGIF or Something Like That!!

[Cohiba]

Hey All....

Yep, I've been told to work at home for a few weeks...oh well.

In my mind, I'm going on as normal. Sittin' on the back porch...it's Friday and I want a few drinks,some music and a joke to stay sane and sound!!!

Drink:

Music with the drink or two or....








And now for the ....um...well....PG Rated joke:

I'm using the word...FREAK ...instead of another "F" word to make it PG Rated.

A lady walks into the grocery store and asks the produce manager if he has fresh broccoli.

Lady: Sir, do you have fresh broccoli?
Manager: No Mam, but we have cauliflower.

Lady: Fantastic!!! I'll have a pound of broccoli.
Manager: Mam, we don't have broccoli.

Manager: We do have fresh spinach.
Lady: Awesome!! I'll take a pound of broccoli.

Manager: Mam, I have fresh green onions.
Lady: Great!! I'll have a pound of broccoli.

Manager: LOOK!!! You don't understand, we're out of broccoli. Maybe this will help.
Can you spell dog...as in dogmatic?

Lady: Sure...d-o-g.

Manager: Can you spell cat as in catastrophe?

Lady: Sure...c-a-t.

Manager: Can you spell FREAK as in broccoli?

Lady: There's no FREAK in broccoli.

Manager: THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!!!



***Everyone stay safe and sane*** Remember, I'm pulling for you. We're all in this together.