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<blockquote data-quote="Glock &#039;em down" data-source="post: 2733791" data-attributes="member: 684"><p>Well...her "real" name is D.J. That's short for Dorothy Jean. She was born exactly 10 months after Mrs. GED's mother died. Yeah, I gave her one month to grieve for her dead momma, then I nailed her. <img src="/images/smilies/naughty.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":naughty:" title="Naughty :naughty:" data-shortname=":naughty:" /></p><p></p><p>Dorothy was her first name and Jean is my mother's middle name, so it just seemed right to honor them with the birth of a new daughter.</p><p></p><p>She picked up the "Chigger" from my landlord, the late Roy Fisher, when we lived on his horse ranch in Raiford, Oklahoma (just west of Eufaula). When she was born, he looked at her and said, "she ain't no bigger than a chigger" and it just kinda stuck.</p><p></p><p>As for the oldest and that dipshit feller she was seeing, yeah I kinda sent him down the road a kickin' rocks and talkin' to himself.</p><p></p><p>The first (and last) time she brought him home, I had a 12 gauge shell in my hand. I tossed it to him, he caught it and looked it over. I then said, "the next one will be coming at ya a helluva lot faster!"</p><p></p><p>Never saw the kid again.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Glock 'em down, post: 2733791, member: 684"] Well...her "real" name is D.J. That's short for Dorothy Jean. She was born exactly 10 months after Mrs. GED's mother died. Yeah, I gave her one month to grieve for her dead momma, then I nailed her. :naughty: Dorothy was her first name and Jean is my mother's middle name, so it just seemed right to honor them with the birth of a new daughter. She picked up the "Chigger" from my landlord, the late Roy Fisher, when we lived on his horse ranch in Raiford, Oklahoma (just west of Eufaula). When she was born, he looked at her and said, "she ain't no bigger than a chigger" and it just kinda stuck. As for the oldest and that dipshit feller she was seeing, yeah I kinda sent him down the road a kickin' rocks and talkin' to himself. The first (and last) time she brought him home, I had a 12 gauge shell in my hand. I tossed it to him, he caught it and looked it over. I then said, "the next one will be coming at ya a helluva lot faster!" Never saw the kid again. [/QUOTE]
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