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<blockquote data-quote="hunter966" data-source="post: 3776236" data-attributes="member: 4952"><p>Screw all that, I hate snakes of all kinds even though some of’em are supposed to be non venomous.</p><p></p><p>When I was re-couping from prostate surgery 3 years ago, I was sitting in the living room with wifey watching tv. We had the blinds open and right below the window on the porch was the dogs kennel.</p><p></p><p>All of a sudden both of us looked there in the window on top of the kennel and there was about a 41/2-5 foot snake looking in watching tv with us.</p><p></p><p>Well this is where the rodeo starts…I jump up wearing shorts and cowboy boots, a 1911 in one hand and my catheter bag and broom in the other. </p><p></p><p>The wife’s yelling the dogs howling I’m trying to keep the catheter hose from getting caught under foot and from getting in the door while the wife's trying to push me out.</p><p></p><p>Bastardo finally slides off the porch with the aid of the little pieces of broom handle and broom bristles flying, dog is still trying to bite the fricken snake but it’s the one attached to my privates. Now I’m yelling louder than the wife, finally I shoot just hoping to either hit the dog or the snake or for that matter just anything to get some relief. That snake died with extreme prejudice.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="hunter966, post: 3776236, member: 4952"] Screw all that, I hate snakes of all kinds even though some of’em are supposed to be non venomous. When I was re-couping from prostate surgery 3 years ago, I was sitting in the living room with wifey watching tv. We had the blinds open and right below the window on the porch was the dogs kennel. All of a sudden both of us looked there in the window on top of the kennel and there was about a 41/2-5 foot snake looking in watching tv with us. Well this is where the rodeo starts…I jump up wearing shorts and cowboy boots, a 1911 in one hand and my catheter bag and broom in the other. The wife’s yelling the dogs howling I’m trying to keep the catheter hose from getting caught under foot and from getting in the door while the wife's trying to push me out. Bastardo finally slides off the porch with the aid of the little pieces of broom handle and broom bristles flying, dog is still trying to bite the fricken snake but it’s the one attached to my privates. Now I’m yelling louder than the wife, finally I shoot just hoping to either hit the dog or the snake or for that matter just anything to get some relief. That snake died with extreme prejudice. [/QUOTE]
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