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<blockquote data-quote="okie362" data-source="post: 3251355" data-attributes="member: 6818"><p>Funny story (Or sad)...</p><p></p><p>I was in NYC on a business trip. Entering the office in the morning I look back and see a woman coming to the door so without thinking I hold the door open for her. She pulls up short, glares at me and proceeds to tell me what a pig I am to assume she was too frail to open the &^$#&^% door for herself.</p><p></p><p>Caught completely off guard I must have looked like the cat that ate the canary but I typically recover fairly quickly. In my best back woods Okie accent I looked her in the eye and said..."Well, ma'am, I had to upset someone this morning. Mama said you hold the door for a lady and she'd be upset if I didn't so I could either upset mama or I could upset you...Mama can still whoop my ass so you lose." I continued holding the door for her (and the 3 other women behind her by this point). The others thanked me and the second one through muttered "What a *****!" after thanking me for holding the door.</p><p></p><p>Sometime you just have to have fun with it.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="okie362, post: 3251355, member: 6818"] Funny story (Or sad)... I was in NYC on a business trip. Entering the office in the morning I look back and see a woman coming to the door so without thinking I hold the door open for her. She pulls up short, glares at me and proceeds to tell me what a pig I am to assume she was too frail to open the &^$#&^% door for herself. Caught completely off guard I must have looked like the cat that ate the canary but I typically recover fairly quickly. In my best back woods Okie accent I looked her in the eye and said..."Well, ma'am, I had to upset someone this morning. Mama said you hold the door for a lady and she'd be upset if I didn't so I could either upset mama or I could upset you...Mama can still whoop my ass so you lose." I continued holding the door for her (and the 3 other women behind her by this point). The others thanked me and the second one through muttered "What a *****!" after thanking me for holding the door. Sometime you just have to have fun with it. [/QUOTE]
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