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<blockquote data-quote="AKJ20" data-source="post: 2369740" data-attributes="member: 25894"><p>A yellow bird,</p><p>With a yellow bill,</p><p>Was perched upon,</p><p>My window sill.</p><p>I coaxed him in,</p><p>With a piece of bread,</p><p>And then I smashed,</p><p>His f****ing head.</p><p></p><p>A little mouse,</p><p>With little feet,</p><p>Was standing on,</p><p>My toilet seat,</p><p>I pushed him in,</p><p>I flushed him down,</p><p>That little mouse,</p><p>Went round and round.</p><p></p><p>Oh late one night,</p><p>While sitting around,</p><p>I saddled up,</p><p>And went to town.</p><p>I rode right up,</p><p>The sky was clear,</p><p>I walked right in,</p><p>And ordered beer.</p><p></p><p>The prettiest girl,</p><p>I ever saw,</p><p>Was sipping bourbon,</p><p>Through a straw.</p><p>I walked right up,</p><p>I sat right down,</p><p>I ordered us,</p><p>Another round.</p><p></p><p>I placed my hand,</p><p>Upon her toe,</p><p>She said young man,</p><p>Youre way to low.</p><p>I placed my hand,</p><p>Upon her breast,</p><p>She said young man,</p><p>You missed the best.</p><p></p><p>I picked her up,</p><p>I laid her down,</p><p>Her long blonde hair</p><p>Went all around.</p><p>I pushed it in,</p><p>I pulled it out,</p><p>It felt so good,</p><p>I had to shout.</p><p></p><p>The wedding was,</p><p>A formal one,</p><p>Her daddy brought,</p><p>A white shotgun.</p><p>And now I have</p><p>A mother-in-law,</p><p>And thirteen kids,</p><p>That call me pa.</p><p></p><p>The moral of</p><p>The story is clear</p><p>Instead of bourbon</p><p>Stick to beer!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AKJ20, post: 2369740, member: 25894"] A yellow bird, With a yellow bill, Was perched upon, My window sill. I coaxed him in, With a piece of bread, And then I smashed, His f****ing head. A little mouse, With little feet, Was standing on, My toilet seat, I pushed him in, I flushed him down, That little mouse, Went round and round. Oh late one night, While sitting around, I saddled up, And went to town. I rode right up, The sky was clear, I walked right in, And ordered beer. The prettiest girl, I ever saw, Was sipping bourbon, Through a straw. I walked right up, I sat right down, I ordered us, Another round. I placed my hand, Upon her toe, She said young man, Youre way to low. I placed my hand, Upon her breast, She said young man, You missed the best. I picked her up, I laid her down, Her long blonde hair Went all around. I pushed it in, I pulled it out, It felt so good, I had to shout. The wedding was, A formal one, Her daddy brought, A white shotgun. And now I have A mother-in-law, And thirteen kids, That call me pa. The moral of The story is clear Instead of bourbon Stick to beer! [/QUOTE]
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