Recently saw this on facebook and laughed my butt off.
Thought it was worth sharing.
Dave
Sound off!
A yellow bird,
With a yellow bill,
Was perched upon,
My window sill.
I coaxed him in,
With a piece of bread,
And then I smashed,
His f****ing head.
A little mouse,
With little feet,
Was standing on,
My toilet seat,
I pushed him in,
I flushed him down,
That little mouse,
Went round and round.
Oh late one night,
While sitting around,
I saddled up,
And went to town.
I rode right up,
The sky was clear,
I walked right in,
And ordered beer.
The prettiest girl,
I ever saw,
Was sipping bourbon,
Through a straw.
I walked right up,
I sat right down,
I ordered us,
Another round.
I placed my hand,
Upon her toe,
She said young man,
Youre way to low.
I placed my hand,
Upon her breast,
She said young man,
You missed the best.
I picked her up,
I laid her down,
Her long blonde hair
Went all around.
I pushed it in,
I pulled it out,
It felt so good,
I had to shout.
The wedding was,
A formal one,
Her daddy brought,
A white shotgun.
And now I have
A mother-in-law,
And thirteen kids,
That call me pa.
The moral of
The story is clear
Instead of bourbon
Stick to beer!
With a yellow bill,
Was perched upon,
My window sill.
I coaxed him in,
With a piece of bread,
And then I smashed,
His f****ing head.
A little mouse,
With little feet,
Was standing on,
My toilet seat,
I pushed him in,
I flushed him down,
That little mouse,
Went round and round.
Oh late one night,
While sitting around,
I saddled up,
And went to town.
I rode right up,
The sky was clear,
I walked right in,
And ordered beer.
The prettiest girl,
I ever saw,
Was sipping bourbon,
Through a straw.
I walked right up,
I sat right down,
I ordered us,
Another round.
I placed my hand,
Upon her toe,
She said young man,
Youre way to low.
I placed my hand,
Upon her breast,
She said young man,
You missed the best.
I picked her up,
I laid her down,
Her long blonde hair
Went all around.
I pushed it in,
I pulled it out,
It felt so good,
I had to shout.
The wedding was,
A formal one,
Her daddy brought,
A white shotgun.
And now I have
A mother-in-law,
And thirteen kids,
That call me pa.
The moral of
The story is clear
Instead of bourbon
Stick to beer!
I had totally forgotten that cadence. Thanks for the post.
Ah yes the walking promotion, I always hated being around Navy and Marine bases because of the smaller rank and the no cover in some areas outdoors crap.
I remember the yellow bird cadence, but the others are new.
Most of ours were XXX. The ranks weren't integrated with the fairer sex then.
Most of ours were XXX. The ranks weren't integrated with the fairer sex then.
Isn't it funny, the longer I have been out the nicer my memories are. 84-88
70-86..
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