Dumb Pink Awesome Bow

[fubarjohnnyr]

Got a good chuckle out of this morning's Craigslist posting.

http://lawton.craigslist.org/spo/3791787558.html

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I have for sale my dumb exgirlfriends dumb pink awesome Matthews Craze. Is this dumb pink awesome bow used you say? Luckily my dumb exgirlfriend had my dumbass spend $650 dollars for this dumb pink awesome bow so she could not shoot it EVER! Thats right your getting my dumb exgirlfriends dumb pink awesome bow that she has never shot for less than half the price my dumbass paid for the dumb pink awesome bow! BUT WAIT THERES MORE!!!! My dumbass also outfitted my dumb exgirlfriends dumb pink awesome bow with dumb accessories!!!!!! So your getting all this dumb stuff for a really dumb price. WARNING: My dumb exgirlfriend has come in contact with this dumb pink awesome bow ONCE, so over exposure could lead to your hopefully normal signifact other experiencing some side effects such as- OVEREATING, RAPID WEIGHTLOSS, FINANCIAL INSTABILITY, ATTRACTION TO YOUR BUDDYS, DEPRESSION, PESCRIPTION DRUG ABUSE, DIARREA, LOSS OF APPRECIATION FOR CHILDREN, COMING OFF AS MENTIALLY RETARDED IN CERTAIN COMPANY, ALCOHOL ABUSE, KILLING OF ONES ANIMALS, SKANK ROOTS, CABBAGE LIKE SMELL, AND HEARTBURN.
$300 and this dumb pink awesome bow is yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[been]

ha!!!

 

[turkeyrun]

hmmmmmmmmm signifact ? pescrition? mentially ? at least he admits to being a dumbass.



Actually, not a bad price, though.

 

[bgdrhntr]

Awesome

 

[RKM]

Pink does cause dumbness

 

[okietool]

I was going to buy it until I saw heartburn on the list. Now I'm out.

 

[turkeyrun]

I think that was supposed to be heartbreak. The pink cures heartburn. I keep a bottle on the shelf.

 

[bulbboy]

Funny but he needs to grow up

 

[jsl_pt]

Wow awesome

 

[batchman]

Bitter much?