Funny things said around your house

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My son was watching the new A-Team movie and proceeded to belt out a "What you got Midgets, what you got!?". I had to explain to him that's not what they were saying and it would probably be best if he didn't repeat it.
 

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"Dad, what are you doing? Don't you know pancakes are made in the microwave?"

From my daughter while I was making fresh pancakes on the stove after coming home from 7 months in Afghanistan....my busy bride, who's limited culinary skills were further challenged by the absence of her husband, had resorted to lots of microwavable food in order to keep up with full time work and 3 kids while I was gone.
 

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My dad used too say" I am gonna trade you in for a newer model" to my stepmom. She didn't think it was funny....lmao
 

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My favorite things to say.. When at a store buying something that is expensive I told the lady damn, those are higher than duck nuts!
The second one is when someone says where is my tip, I respond by saying wear a rubber and use a fake name!
 

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