When my oldest daughter was in high school, I used to wake her up every morning with this song...
A man was on the golf course one day. As he teed off, his ball sliced to the right and wound up off in the woods.
As he went to find his ball, sitting there in the thicket was a little man. "Who are you?" the golfer asked. "Aye, laddie, a leprechaun, I am."
"No kidding" the golfer said. "Don't I like get your pot of gold now that I've found you" he continued.
"Aye, you do receive me pot of gold, but first, you have to subject yeself to me by anal sex."
"Uh...what?" the golfer said. "Um...I dunno..." he said reluctantly.
"Alrighty then" the leprechaun said, walking away.
"Wait a minute" the golfer said. "If I let you have anal sex with me, I get the pot of gold? Really?"
"Aye, anal sex and me pot of gold is yours."
So, the golfer drops his pants, get down on all four and presents his backside.
The little feller climbs up on him, starts thrusting, and asks the golfer, "what's your name lad?"
Grunting in agony, the golfer replies, "Bob..."
"How old are ye, Bob?"
"Thirty-four" Bob replies.
"Aren't you a wee bit old to be believin' in leprechauns, Bob?"
As he went to find his ball, sitting there in the thicket was a little man. "Who are you?" the golfer asked. "Aye, laddie, a leprechaun, I am."
"No kidding" the golfer said. "Don't I like get your pot of gold now that I've found you" he continued.
"Aye, you do receive me pot of gold, but first, you have to subject yeself to me by anal sex."
"Uh...what?" the golfer said. "Um...I dunno..." he said reluctantly.
"Alrighty then" the leprechaun said, walking away.
"Wait a minute" the golfer said. "If I let you have anal sex with me, I get the pot of gold? Really?"
"Aye, anal sex and me pot of gold is yours."
So, the golfer drops his pants, get down on all four and presents his backside.
The little feller climbs up on him, starts thrusting, and asks the golfer, "what's your name lad?"
Grunting in agony, the golfer replies, "Bob..."
"How old are ye, Bob?"
"Thirty-four" Bob replies.
"Aren't you a wee bit old to be believin' in leprechauns, Bob?"
I bought an 8 pack of Guinness yesterday for today. Only 2 made it to today. And they are now long gone. Mmmmmmm. Some Jameson would be nice but the Teeling Irish whiskey I have will work.
