How I almost died this morning.

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Jon3830

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when I went out this morning to smoke my wife stopped me and turned on the outside light and walked out the door and looked around, then she came back in and said all clear honey and then she started to uncontrollably laugh when she saw the look of displeasure on my face.
 

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Good thing the owl didn't call your name.

I had two cousins until recently, brothers, who have both smoked most of their lives. They had great careers and great families. Now I have one. The other one, younger than me, died of COPD, and his older brother is not far behind. As you get up around retirement age, that stuff happens more often than not. I very seldom try to influence anyone about smoking, and apologize for this. My only excuse is that this is a two funeral week for me and I would hope your last years would be better than they will be if you keep smoking. Best wishes.

Really funny story. Thanks for sharing it.
 

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