I Believed The Gold Bond Lie

[cjjtulsa]

just remember front and back application is a must

So it sounds like it gets most of the bakery: long john, donut holes, and the chocolate cake donut, too?

I might have to break down and try this stuff.

 

[rhodesbe]

Here's a nifty mnemonic device while GB shopping:

Yellow = Little too Mellow
Green = For the Ween
Blue = Only for Shoe

 

[RETOKSQUID]

I've never tried it, but don't see how a good hard sweat wouldn't give you a nasty case of bean bag Bisquick.

Good Lord Man, like Brylcreem, a dab will do ya.



Do ya in, if its the blue thunder used down under.

 

[J.T.]

Here's a nifty mnemonic device while GB shopping:

Yellow = Little too Mellow
Green = For the Ween
Blue = Only for Shoe

Finally! Some shat I can remember. I've been scared of screwing it up.

 

[Brandi]

So I saw a commercial yesterday for a new product and, unfortunately, I immediately thought of this thread. Gold Bond has released their stuff in a spray can! So now you can apply hands free...more or less. Now I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing to you guys but there ya' go. You can powder your boys and get the refreshing feeling of cool air as an extra.

 

[Oklahomabassin]

So I saw a commercial yesterday for a new product and, unfortunately, I immediately thought of this thread. Gold Bond has released their stuff in a spray can! So now you can apply hands free...more or less. Now I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing to you guys but there ya' go. You can powder your boys and get the refreshing feeling of cool air as an extra.

Sounds amazing!!!

 

[Traxxis]

Yup, I made that mistake too.... won't do that again.

Anti-MonkeyButt is what I have now.