Just got out of the Hilton Inn

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Snattlerake

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I just need a newer body, this one springs leaks here recently.
Ostomy tore and it bleeds like a MF without warning.
Some will know what that word means, just Google it if you don't.
Thought I was gonna bleed out.

So far the only thing that will kill me is,
Me
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Or you could be like David Niven playing James Bond in the 1967 movie Casino Royale.

While in Tibet, he learned how to let his intestines down and hand wash them.

  • M: Debussy. He plays Debussy every afternoon from sunset until its too dark to read the music. Stands on his head a lot. Eats royal jelly. Let's his intestines down and washes them by hand. Something he learned during his sojourn in Tibet.
 

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Glad you're jail broke -- again. Need anything. My hair looks like a damned bottle brush and I ain't seen my make-up since this whole let's tear the house up and make it pretty thing started (and yes I know it's ALL my fault @Snattlerake ) but I'll stop by if you need me to. Gonna have to give me directions though. I've slept since the last time I've been over.
Thanks but I am good for now.
Much appreciated.
 

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