Long gun flotation device

[Michael Armstrong]

Tired of lakes and rivers taking your prized possessions? This device is cable of holding rifles in excess of 30 pounds for many hours while rescue takes place. $149.99. Order in the next hour and I'll include installation and box of blazer 9mm. (While supplies last)

U.S. patent number 312,513,115.

 

[TwoForFlinching]

If you write the ATF, they'll actually provide you one for each serial.

 

[Michael Armstrong]

If you write the ATF, they'll actually provide you one for each serial.

The man trying to keep me down lol

 

[doctorjj]

No. Don’t write the ATF. They will declare it an illegal machine gun.

 

[Oklahomabassin]

One of those evil black rifles stole that floaty from a child.

 

[HoLeChit]

The man trying to keep me down lol

They would be trying to hold your guns up though.