This is the way I heard it.You absolutely cannot take a Baptist fishing with you. He will drink all your beer.
Take two, then neither of them will drink any.
There are three guarantees in the world of religion:
*Protestants will NEVER recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian Church.
*The Jews will NEVER recognize Jesus as a Messiah.
*And two old Baptists will NEVER recognize each other in the liquor store.