Caralyns and coffee. You can thank me later.
How about some maple Crown on your pancakes....
So many great suggestions... I'm pretty sure if I tried them all that would be the end of me, I am nowhere near where I wanted to be on my day of drinking by now because the friend who couldn't afford to get me a gift and for some reason felt obligated to came over a little after 0900 and cleaned my apartment. Normally I would have just went on drinking but she brought her daughter so I spent the last couple of hours making sure the toddler didn't find any poorly placed knives, scissors, hammers, tobacco, and just about anything else a single guy my have laying around that small children shouldn't play with. I did have two beers so I can still say I've been drinking all day. On the plus side I don't live in a place that belongs on Hoarders anymore and it is 1100 so I can go get a pizza to go with my beer. So far its a good day
you had me at 0830....the other qualifiers are unnecessary! 
My good friend, Sean the Irishman, lives by the moto "You can't be drunk all day unless you start in the mornin'!", and makes the rest of us do the same every St Patty's week. So, enjoy - and Happy Birthday!
I realize I'm a bit late with this...you see, I'm one of the many that work all night and get off in the morning, sleeping during the day. I get back to my RV by 5am, walk and play with my dog, drink a beer...or 2...or more. Never too early to enjoy a cold one!
When you wake up and read this...I hope you had a great birthday!
When you wake up and read this...I hope you had a great birthday!
You are making a categorical error. I've been hoping someone else would point this out, but everybody seems to be in the dark.
Never stop drinking. Simple maintenance stuff. Drink drink and d r i n k again. Drink till your eyes role back in your head. Drink till you get sick to your tummy.
This has been my philosophy for a good many years.
Never stop drinking. Simple maintenance stuff. Drink drink and d r i n k again. Drink till your eyes role back in your head. Drink till you get sick to your tummy.
This has been my philosophy for a good many years.
Maybe a better question now would be ; is it too early to stop! Whaddaya think ignernt!
edited to add, Happy Birthday to the OP!
edited to add, Happy Birthday to the OP!
I think that the people at AA, in Altus at least, are a bunch of freaking drama queens. For them, being sober is an exilerating variation of being drunk. I don't go in for the cry baby stuff about dad, mom, and th Devil.
I will cling to my error till the day I die.
