For those who don't know where Bryan, TX, is ..... think Texas A&M University. Bryan and College Station are adjacent and you can't tell the difference.
Oh crap, I am an Aggie, I hope I am not that stupid.
This is more good Ron Shock. The train bit at the beginning is great. "Ya know Myrtle, I wouldn't be a bit gotdamn surprised...if a locomotive...falls on our friggin' heads today. That wouldn't surprise me." "I tell ya what, if a train comes through your ceiling, and it don't surprise you...you're a hard sumbitch. It'd take a lot to make you blink bubba." His delivery is great.