OKC Man Killed Wife During Sex? I've Heard It All Now.

[Fyrtwuck]

I read this and the first thing I thought was "Kinky Cougar"?????

 

[JD8]

OK ... like it wasn't strange enough already, he is 23 and she was 50??!?!?

Sheesh ... that would be like me sleeping with one of my kids ...

Don't be hatin. Ever see The Graduate?

 

[lump]

they were probably listening to the sex pistols.

 

[flatwins]

 

[bigfug]

This isnt the first time its happened. http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7018384403

 

[jstaylor62]

So if he had used his shotgun,

 

[Dave70968]

We hoped by this time that the standard rules of safe gunhandling would have become universal throughout the world. They have been arrived at by careful consideration over the years, and they do not need modification or addition. We trust that all the family have them by heart in all languages, but for those who came in late here they are again:

1. All guns are always loaded. Even if they are not, treat them as if they are.
2. Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy. (For those who insist that this particular gun is unloaded, see Rule 1.)
3. Keep your finger off the trigger till your sights are on the target. This is the Golden Rule. Its violation is directly responsible for about 60 percent of inadvertent discharges.
4. Identify your target, and what is behind it. Never shoot at anything that you have not positively identified.

Those will do. We need all four and we do not need five. It should not be necessary to belabor this issue, but life is not perfect.

Thus spake the Colonel.

 

[BluRaySS]

Ive dated several older women never 26 years difference. And never with guns for sex. That's nuts if your gonna do this use a squirt gun.

He was, it was just aimed somewhere else...

At least he knows he's not shooting blanks!

There must be a thousand more seriously inappropriate jokes out there....

 

[Dr. Tad Hussein Winslow]

Uh-huh, accident. Good way to get rid of someone - no witnesses.

 

[HMFIC]

wow...

this story is full of fail on so many levels.