New message at work..

[shooterdave]

I'm sure most of you have read about the guy with the gun in his ass at the county jail a few days ago. Well, we got an official E Mail today (I work for DOC) about the possibility of offenders hiding weapons in their rectum. It was linked to the news article about the guy. I can't wait for the new policy and procedures that surely will follow... THIS... Is now OFFICIALLY you tax dollars at work!

 

[kinggabby]

Sad to say that is ASSinine ( I know wrong spelling ) . Pretty crappy that DOC has to check out people butts now. Butt I am sure it will help prevent problems with guns getting in to jail cells.

 

[shooterdave]

Props for getting four separate ass puns in that!

 

[kinggabby]

Props for getting four separate ass puns in that!

Thank you sir I just hope I did not make an Arse of myself.

 

[HiredHand]

Better get those arm length latex gloves.

 

[kinggabby]

Just keep that trigger finger extended

 

[jimeradams]

Props for getting four separate ass puns in that!

That WAS pretty good! And no butthurt that I'm aware of! LOL

 

[1shott]

Guard to inmate: hey theres no need to get all butt hurt over this....LOL

 

[mbear53]

Dude, that gun is butt ugly.......

 

[BadgeBunny]

Just loosening them up for the guys inside ... Tell them to just look at it as a new service the DOC is offering to help them transition over to prison life ...

(too much??)