$7 for a jar of mayonnaise.

[1shott]

Mustard only.

 

[rickm]

Between mayo and miracle whip, miracle whips wins hands down but i eat both miracle whip and mustard depending on what im eating and how im eating it.

 

[swampratt]

I care less what you make me a sandwich out of I will eat it.
No s#(t sammiches though.

First time I went into Subway I seen the pictures of the sandwiches and cold cut combo looked good.
I ordered one of those.

Then they ask me what bread.. What kind of question is that.. Like I care any bit about the bread.
I said I do not care.
Make me a cold cut combo sandwich like in the picture.

More questions.
what cheese?
Toasted?
What veggies?
What dressing?
Mother of Pearl would you shut the F up and make the sandwich already so i can eat. (going through my mind)
I was so angry it was a long long time before I entered their doors.

It's a sandwich and they make it difficult.
I just need something to make a turd That's It.

 

[2busy]

I care less what you make me a sandwich out of I will eat it.
No s#(t sammiches though.

First time I went into Subway I seen the pictures of the sandwiches and cold cut combo looked good.
I ordered one of those.

Then they ask me what bread.. What kind of question is that.. Like I care any bit about the bread.
I said I do not care.
Make me a cold cut combo sandwich like in the picture.

More questions.
what cheese?
Toasted?
What veggies?
What dressing?
Mother of Pearl would you shut the F up and make the sandwich already so i can eat. (going through my mind)
I was so angry it was a long long time before I entered their doors.

It's a sandwich and they make it difficult.
I just need something to make a turd That's It.

I can count the number of times I've ate there on 2 fingers. And I let another person pick the place the second time. I make it known up front now, no subway.

Most of the time I can't understand what the person behind the counter is saying. Seems mush mouth has a following.

I was at a KFC with the wife and I never did understand what the girl behind the register was asking me. I finally told the wife to order for me.

 

[swampratt]

Yes sir @2busy most retail people do not speak with enough sack.

 

[Hangfire]

I care less what you make me a sandwich out of I will eat it.
No s#(t sammiches though.

First time I went into Subway I seen the pictures of the sandwiches and cold cut combo looked good.
I ordered one of those.

Then they ask me what bread.. What kind of question is that.. Like I care any bit about the bread.
I said I do not care.
Make me a cold cut combo sandwich like in the picture.

More questions.
what cheese?
Toasted?
What veggies?
What dressing?
Mother of Pearl would you shut the F up and make the sandwich already so i can eat. (going through my mind)
I was so angry it was a long long time before I entered their doors.

It's a sandwich and they make it difficult.
I just need something to make a turd That's It.

I never have cared for a sandwich with a whole lot of stuff on it........just give me a fried baloney or fired hot dog sandwich with some plain ol' yellow mustard and I'm a happy camper.

 

[Bocephus123]

Once you try Dukes REAL Mayo LINK you'll be throwing rocks at the other brands.

Trust me on this. Get some Dukes. I think even wallymart is carrying it. I have seen it at Crest at times.

If you go to the SE part of the USA they'll throw rocks at you for wanting a different brand.

Yep Dukes is it!

 

[GeneW]

Most of the time I can't understand what the person behind the counter is saying. Seems mush mouth has a following.

I was at a KFC with the wife and I never did understand what the girl behind the register was asking me. I finally told the wife to order for me.


Sorry, lol, but this came to mind, a blast from the past. The Devil Made Me Do It (Flip Wilson-Geraldine)

 

[cmc tom]

I use it in my tuner salad.

You can tune a piano
but you can't tuna fish.

 

[1shott]

Yes sir @2busy most retail people do not speak with enough sack.

But when we do, folks complain that we are mean and such. LOL its a never ending cycle that sucks the life right out of you.