A Male Fairy Tale

[Lone Wolf '49]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "No!!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and skinny long-legged big titted broads, hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end

 

[grizzly97]

AMEN!!! That's funny stuff!

 

[Blinocac200sx]

And he got gonorrhea and syphilis and genital warts, cirrhosis of the liver, and he died of heart disease, all alone as he had no heirs.

 

[ripnbst]

No heirs? There are nieces and nephews ya know.

If there aren't there are always good friends.

 

[n423]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "No!!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and.and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end

New Disney movie commin' out??

 

[870WingBlaster]

And he got gonorrhea and syphilis and genital warts, cirrhosis of the liver, and he died of heart disease, all alone as he had no heirs.

We all gotta go...so may as well go out happy

 

[6shooter]

 

[870WingBlaster]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "No!!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end

Are you beginning to have second thoughts about your life choices at your age?

 

[MLR]

I asked my married friends if they thought it was true that married men live longer than single ones. They told me that it just feels longer.

Michael

 

[870WingBlaster]

my wife makes me feel old. I will be 30 years old in 45 minutes. I am ready to kill a deer during ML season