Bloomberg denied second slice of pizza.

[ignerntbend]

If your ass is so fat that the county has to knock half your house down and scoop you up with a fork lift, it isn't your fault. It's just the new normal. In the future, America will become a hollow shell around a pulsing core of sullen fat ass mother fuc*ers.
So was it meant to be. So shall it be.

Say gal, bring me my outerspace rifle and another plate o poke chops. Soon as I finish this tub o' beans I'll be fightin for my liberty Hurrrumph fump fump fump.

 

[CBCollier]

If your ass is so fat that the county has to knock half your house down and scoop you up with a fork lift, it isn't your fault. It's just the new normal. In the future, America will become a hollow shell around a pulsing core of sullen fat ass mother fuc*ers.
So was it meant to be. So shall it be.

Say gal, bring me my outerspace rifle and another plate o poke chops. Soon as I finish this tub o' beans I'll be fightin for my liberty Hurrrumph fump fump fump.

Damn Ignerntbend, I've got to go clean up now. I spewed coffee that was too funny!

 

[Hobbes]

Confirmed hoax.


This is your monthly reminder that The Daily Currant is neither "legitimate news" nor "funny" but has, like Andy Borowitz, stumbled on what is by all appearances a successful business model based on writing straight fake news that people wish was true.

http://gawker.com/drudge-latest-victim-of-worlds-least-funny-satire-si-488876980

 

[caojyn]

If your ass is so fat that the county has to knock half your house down and scoop you up with a fork lift, it isn't your fault. It's just the new normal. In the future, America will become a hollow shell around a pulsing core of sullen fat ass mother fuc*ers.
So was it meant to be. So shall it be.

Say gal, bring me my outerspace rifle and another plate o poke chops. Soon as I finish this tub o' beans I'll be fightin for my liberty Hurrrumph fump fump fump.

She ate Gilbert grape

 

[turkeyrun]

Of course, Bloomberg is going to try and debunk this happening. "I did not have another slice of that pizza!" spoken in Slick Willie voice

 

[Hobbes]

She ate Gilbert grape

Holey Crap.

That is the poster child of diabetes, right there.

 

[farmerbyron]

Confirmed hoax.


This is your monthly reminder that The Daily Currant is neither "legitimate news" nor "funny" but has, like Andy Borowitz, stumbled on what is by all appearances a successful business model based on writing straight fake news that people wish was true.

http://gawker.com/drudge-latest-victim-of-worlds-least-funny-satire-si-488876980

Infotainment baby!!!

 

[farmerbyron]

She ate Gilbert grape

Murrica.

 

[BMPregler]

Yep it sounded too good to be true. Once I got to the F bombs I had a feeling it was a myth.

This. A career crimi...er....politician would not be talking like this in person.

 

[excat]