I'd just like to go on record as being rabidly anti-condom.
I consider them an utterly useless product as well as an answer to a question nobody asked.
There, I said it.
EDIT:
I would like to revise my post as my lack of "in theatre" experience clearly made me forget that our soldiers *have* in fact found great use for them in preventing debris from entering the barrels of their rifles.
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