I'm afraid dude is going swimming the first time a decent cat hits one of those baits..
As a one time, avid fisherman, I'd say there should be one pole (out of the water and not baited) and 3 beers.
Catching fish only got in the way of drinking beer.
Catching fish only got in the way of drinking beer.
It's a tightrope..
3 poles means a higher chance to catch fish to clean, and that is bordering on work, which defeats the whole purpose. 1 pole, 3 beers would have been better..
But then you'd have three beers getting warm instead of just the one you're drinking.
Obviously you don't drink fast enough.
I'd agree if I were drinking that swill and had to choke it down before I had a chance to taste it, but real beer is meant to be enjoyed.
That's why when my wife offered to buy me one of those Yeti beer coozies to keep it cold longer, I looked her in the eye and said if you need a coozie to keep your beer cold, you're not drinking it right.
I got the stink eye back, and quickly said "yes dear".
And, once again, you have proven your sanity.
I call it self preservation. She shoots.
