****ing bastard got what he deserved. I don't think I would have been so quick to get my dogs off him if he'd been throwing **** at me and my dogs ... being an old lady and all I can't move all that fast ... 
Damn, I hate people ... 
Damn, I hate people ... 
What's that Doc says? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Also see: don't let your alligator mouth turn around and bite your canary ass...
I haven't heard the "alligator mouth, canary ass" one in a long, long time ... 
Does it make me a bad person that I cracked up at the wailing jackass getting chewed on?
I hope not. If so you're not alone.
We may just be bad people, Chuck! I can live with that.
Is it SOP to kick your own dogs to get them off people.
