I'm confused -- this leads me to believe I'm dead ... Lol

[Chief Sapulpa]

there is no 882 area code.

 

[lasher]

do you stink? after this period of time a carcass should be ripe and smelly, sure sign of death or just bad BO. ask Scott, he'll tell ya

 

[MacFromOK]

there is no 882 area code.

Indeed.

"International Networks is the name given by the International Telecommunications Union (ITU) to country calling codes +882 and +883, and serves as a catch-all for telephone services not dedicated to a single country."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Networks_(country_code)